Logic Shitisized.

    • We’ll walk through a lot of homeless people and step into a temple and donate money to a stone kept in there.
    • We don’t worship idols but yes…We do idolise Kaba and face Mecca every time we pray.
    • We’ll cut down trees just so we can put up a hoarding which says, “SAVE TREES, SAVE PLANET”.
    • My orange juice contains artificial flavour and my face wash has real oranges in it.
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    • A person has to be educated to get the post of a security guard at the ATM where as we sure as hell can let an uneducated person run a country.
    • We go to an astrologer to know our future and to hear “Jo hona hai wo toh ho ke rahega” at the end.
    • We’ll cut down tress to build a wooden house for birds.
    • Everything is planned and cannot be changed says the holy book but yes…We’ll bribe God just in case…
    • We’ll watch VIDESHI PORN to learn new positions even though we come from the land of KAMASUTRA.
    • We can bribe God and ask for a better future which nobody is even sure about would happen yet bribing a policeman is never acceptable even though it’s known that he’ll eventually help. *Lame but True*

The Number 7 Actually Stands For A Good Luck.

It was 7th of October, My cousin, Abhishek had called me up to get to Pradeep’s place, Just another friend! Met Abhishek at the usual meet up point and then heading towards Pradeep’s place was what we were up to and out of nowhere my phone had to beep. It was Adeela’s text…

I first thought that I’d read it later on but then out of curiosity I did open it. It was a long text beginning with my Name, pretty unusual… Sudden long texts either bring in real happiness or utter sadness! I again decided not to read it then, sliding the phone into my pocket, I just kept walking until we reached the place.

Relaxing, with some water and a piece of biscuit I finally grabbed some courage to read the text. It started with my name somewhere in the middle I found Waleed and by the end of the text were the three words that simply said, “I LOVE YOU and I want this thing to go on forever!”

“Ajay… It’s been 3 months already and we’ve been talking day and night and to my surprise you always make me smile…I was actually upset coming to Chennai, leaving all my friends back there in Kuwait but you know what? I finally met you…Life has now become more than just pleasant and but there is something I’ve decided now… Waleed loves me but you should know that, I don’t…and It’s my life!  I can choose who to be with and who not.! It’s YOU.. I want it to be a new beginning with no past crawling up.. and Yes I love you and I want this thing to never end!”

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I just smiled with my head buried into my phone and with that smile I only was able to type in, “I LOVE YOU MORE… And no past would ever come up!”



Syncing all this unrelenting heartbeats with her slow calm breath was the last thing he wanted to do before he & she could call themselves“WE”.

Somethings Which Might Prove That You're In LOVE.


  • If it's not CRAZINESS, it's not love!
  • If it's not about the happiness of both, It's not love!
  • If you don't fight, It's not love!
  • If it's not about sharing everything, It's not love!
  • If he/she doesn't stalk you, It's not love!
  • If he is not jealous of your guy best friend, he is probably not in love!
  • If he talks only about your flaws, you're probably dating the wrong guy!
  • If it's perfect, it's not love!

  • If you'r not allowed to fart out loud in his presence, he is not in love.
  • If he isn't holding your head while you give him a blowjob, he is not in love.
  • It's not love if you both don't laugh out loud at each other's fart.
  • If you swallow just because he says you should, take my word, he's the wrong guy.
  • If you're still afraid to give him that hard bite while you guys make out, you're not in love.
  • If he spits off just after you've both had a long session of smooch, yeah he is not in LOVE.
  • If his wallpaper is still a picture of pizza, he'll probably ditch you soon!
  • It's not love when it's not love.



Blaming a Girl for getting raped? Blaming a Boy? Let's just find out who actually is RESPONSIBLE!


Well.. for all the obvious reasons I was always the one supporting a girl, saying THE GIRL IS NEVER THE ONE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR A RAPE. To all the hypocrites and every other person who is saying that the short dresses, the jeans and t-shirt a girl wears is the main reason as to why she is getting raped.

What if for an Instance..I accept it and then the next second I backfire a question to you, asking you the reason why has a boy come up to wearing a pant-shirt or a jeans-shirt from the time they wore these LUNGIS and DHOTI or the KURTA-PAYJAMA? Why can a BOY smoke and do drugs, take in Alcohol but then the GIRL is asked not to? Why is the GIRL asked to stay in the house and the BOY never advised to control himself?  Answer WHY?

A girl wearing jeans gets raped in one part of the country and then in some other part of the same country a women, dressed in saree gets raped. The girl was raped maybe because her dress was provocative and that meant that she was ASKING FOR IT and coming to the women, she was a 55 years old who was not able to walk properly and apparently...she was totally ASKING FOR IT!

A 4 year old doll, who did not even know what came after 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... was raped in a city well know for women's safety! oh yeah because the city was only safe for women and not for the kids and might be that the little princess was ASKING FOR IT!


Yes.. It's the boy who is responsible but TOTALLY? is the new question? I know like 90% of you would want to stop reading it here on but I request you to PLEASE read it, Maybe I'll be able to convey What I want to!

We cannot stop all the rapes but we surely can lessen the number of rapes gradually and eventually making RAPES extinct. Like it's the mentality of 90% of the people that THE GIRL WAS ASKING FOR IT, similarly among the 100 girls, 97 girls have the mentality set to, WE ARE WEAKER THAN THE BOYS, SOMEONE's RAPING US AND WE CAN NOT FIGHT BACK, I will not say that they don't try fighting back but the thing is that they don't know what actually is to be done at that particular moment.

Parents teach us, SANSKAAR, "uncle ko namaste karo, aunty ko namaste karo.." stuffs, right from the time we're 2 years or take 3 years! But from the time we get 5 or 6 maximum, why are we not taught what exactly is to be done in these situations? maybe a hard hit on the throat or even a hit on the balls is going to make the guy suffer enough for the girl to run away or at least get away to a place where she can find more people around, telling them that she's seeking some help. Not a very big thing to be taught but yes this can help the number of rapes come down a little at least! A little knowledge and a little counseling where she is asked not to get freaked out but stay calm and do what is taught might save LIVES.

Too much that you've read already but this last piece of SHIT might again awaken you. Don't you all agree that even before we were taught about the reproduction process from the biological text book, we probably knew a lot more that that was written and drawn in the book? Because there was a senior guy/girl who came up to us and told us about sex, as a THING OF PLEASURE and then that it was the process resulting in reproduction. This being the reason SEX is more that just OVERRATED in the country. We see it as THE HEAVEN or AN AMBITION and end up raping someone.



EDUCATE!

IRONY resides EVERYWHERE

Irony resides everywhere...Be it in the country or the people residing in there or the religion which is probably being followed by every single person!

RELIGIONS


1. "PK, the movie, is totally against HINDUISM" was said by a group of sage or sadhu, India has given birth to!

-Well.. Yes, Apparently that's the reason GOD helped it gross over 300 crores in a country with HINDU population percentage just over 80 among the total population!

2. "Every single child born is a MUSLIM", says a scholar of ISLAM!

-Yes, the reason you go for circumcision of a boy child unless which a boy isn't a MUSLIM & supposedly Prophet Muhammad himself wasn't circumcised!

3. CHRISTIANITY profess the SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE...

-Ostensibly... Evangelical Christians have the highest DIVORCE rates!

4. SIKHISM, a religion where you're not supposed to wax off the hair just to show God that they(the followers of this religion) will stay the same as they were born or sent on earth by god, throughout their life...

-You don't stay clean but The cleanest city of India award goes to CHANDIGARH, the capital of Punjab and Haryana, complying of 60% Sikhs.. And a question follows, WHY DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN TAKE BATH? God might just not forgive you for taking of the dirt off your body.

5. DRUKA KUNLEY, a BUDDHIST monk...

-You may go ahead and Google him.. I can't even question nor can I write in the thing that then took place! 

She wanted to meet me, Seriously?

2nd October - She finally was in the train that was destined for Chennai..Apparently, she should arrive Chennai by 8 pm and her mom would go to receive her from the station... I wanted to be there at her place just to see her get back homee and for that I really needed to find a reason to get to her house and All I did was, text her brother, Adeel that I wanted to learn a few things about Islam and fortunately he invited me to his house in the evening..!

Nothing as of then could have been better..Spending almost 15 minutes right in front of the mirror, I got ready, ready to go to Adeel's place..7 o' clock, the clock strikes and I, by then was already there! Her mom was not home and to my best guess, she must have gone to bring Adeela home.. Offering me some water Adeel started off with all the basics Islam and somewhere in the middle he added, "I'll have to go out at 8..!"

Yeahh.. wait, remember when I told all of you about my fate being sealed with the shit that "Every time something good happens there'll always be something bad to accompany it." This was that moment. *face-palms*

Eventually in an hour I had to leave the place, get back home, SAD and wait..wait and wait till she gives me a call! And my phone goes tring-tring, Answering the call I said,

"Aap jise call kar rahin hain wo is waqt bus ke neeche aake mar chuka hai.."

"Yeah..Thik hai! Jab zinda ho jaye toh tell him that I've got something for him.."

"Kisses or Hugs?" Going HAHAH I asked her!

"Meet me and I'll give you,.Wait.. Not the kiss nor the hug!" Smiles Adeela *And a CUTEST SMILE just got redefined*
                                   

Why was it now that I was totally devoted to this girl? why was that I never saw anything else around and just her everywhere? why was it that just a thought of how life would be without her lasted an eternity with no light around? This girl, probably the best thing that was happening to me, should stay all my life with me was the only wish I wanted to keep uttering for the time never-ending!

He was the FIRST RAIN DROP and She, a STILL CALM SEA and together they ended up being the most beautiful NEVER ENDING RIPPLES!

The sudden rush of happiness

Days did not have to pass, Nights had to crawl in just to stay for decades! Darkness everywhere, no light to tear the darkness off but then..there came a light of hope out of nowhere when this girl with the kajal spread all around her eyes eyes had to call me one morning and just say..

"Aaajay.. I love you so much na..?"

"Noo Lovee.. You don't.." I said, smiling..

"Hahh.. My crazy pati!" exclaimed Adeela in a real YOU'RE ONLY MINE tone..

"You're on your periods?" I genuinely asked *LoL*

"Noo dumbass.." Answerd my princess.. 

"Then possibly a dream where a ridiculously hot girl came up to you and showed you a marriage certificate with her name curled with mine..?!" I said, laughing...

"Kisi ne bataya hai that you're more than just crazy.. How do you get to know things? Actually.. kind of YESS.." laughing, she replied.. 

"Well..when the good things happen, you eventually know.." Merging my laugh with hers, I answered her back..


I don't know if it was actually a dream or a story made up, but to me then it was probably the best thing that could happen..  I was just happy. Smiling and giggling the day passed..

My birthday has come up, it was 28th - Apparently my fate was sealed with a SHIT that “every time something good happens there'll actually be something totally opposite to accompany it.” My school's trip which literally had nothing good about it was on the same fuckin dayy.. Adeela again had to leave the town for more than half a week and I'd stay backk there waiting.. but then that morning the first thing I did was, got a cake, gave it to Adeela's mum, Mrs. Abdul.. She, apparently fell in love with the dress I was wearing..praising it for time and again she just said she'd give it all to Adeela.. Ohh wait.. She meant,  THE CAKE *tongue out* 

Adeela left - I stayed :) & It was not at all like her Kuwait trip where I never got to talk to her! In these 4 days, We spoke like there was no tomorrow.. Nights and days and Possibly every second of the 4 daysss <3 ...

She never stopped staring at my picture & I did not stop planning a future & Every other person just tried to figure out who actually was in love..

Apparently! Everything was getting over...

Ramadan being the holiest month, she never spoke to me the way it was earlier! It was okay for her but for all the obvious reasons I felt like it wasn't the same between us anymore.! Days were passing with all the stupid little thoughts in my head - I craved for her attention, likely getting none, Her smile gave me strength - Her eyes kind of mesmerized me making me believe that everything will eventually turn good :)


The month anyhow ended - I've lost a lot of weight was the only positive thing I could see as of then.! *Grins* With a few days passing by she was getting normal - it was more than a month that she has told me those three words with all the feel she used to tell before.! She has now become a bit more devoted towards all the Godly concept, telling me to start reciting the dua and praying for all the 5 times a day.! I was still not into this concept of brushing the teeth twice a day & she was asking me to pray like 5 times a day - FELT IMPOSSIBLE!

I then seriously wanted to tell her that I WAS TOO NOT MADE FOR THIS CHANGED ADEELA and for that I did call her and this is what actually happened,
"Adeela..." Aimlessly I yelled on call..

"Yesss.. Ajay!" She said it in the same sweet manner that she always did!

"It's September, Finally!" I exclaimed happily kind of changing the topic as well..

"Yeahh.. Your birthday is close.." Said Adeela!

"Noo sunshine, Not that! I kinda wanted to meet you,.. Nooo! yeahh.! oh yeahh...like somewhere other than walking down the road till your house..." I finally asked for something good.

"Well.. you know na Ajay, I cannot come out so easily! but yesss.. I'll try my best, Let's meet after this school trip we have by the end of this month!" She answered my question quite NEGATIVE-POSITIVELY *I then had a sad face with some glow*

"Andd.." I tried to continue!

"And?" She questioned..

"And I LOVE YOU.." I said, with a smile :)

"Yeahh.. Me too, Take care.." Said Adeela, Hanging the phone!

She Stopped Me From Aiming For A Future With Her Maybe Cuz Nobody Has Told Her That Nothing Has Ever Mattered To Me As Much As She Did!