- We’ll walk through a lot of homeless people and step into a temple and donate money to a stone kept in there.
- We don’t worship idols but yes…We do idolise Kaba and face Mecca every time we pray.
- We’ll cut down trees just so we can put up a hoarding which says, “SAVE TREES, SAVE PLANET”.
- My orange juice contains artificial flavour and my face wash has real oranges in it.
- A person has to be educated to get the post of a security guard at the ATM where as we sure as hell can let an uneducated person run a country.
- We go to an astrologer to know our future and to hear “Jo hona hai wo toh ho ke rahega” at the end.
- We’ll cut down tress to build a wooden house for birds.
- Everything is planned and cannot be changed says the holy book but yes…We’ll bribe God just in case…
- We’ll watch VIDESHI PORN to learn new positions even though we come from the land of KAMASUTRA.
- We can bribe God and ask for a better future which nobody is even sure about would happen yet bribing a policeman is never acceptable even though it’s known that he’ll eventually help. *Lame but True*
