- If it's not CRAZINESS, it's not love!
- If it's not about the happiness of both, It's not love!
- If you don't fight, It's not love!
- If it's not about sharing everything, It's not love!
- If he/she doesn't stalk you, It's not love!
- If he is not jealous of your guy best friend, he is probably not in love!
- If he talks only about your flaws, you're probably dating the wrong guy!
- If it's perfect, it's not love!
- If you'r not allowed to fart out loud in his presence, he is not in love.
- If he isn't holding your head while you give him a blowjob, he is not in love.
- It's not love if you both don't laugh out loud at each other's fart.
- If you swallow just because he says you should, take my word, he's the wrong guy.
- If you're still afraid to give him that hard bite while you guys make out, you're not in love.
- If he spits off just after you've both had a long session of smooch, yeah he is not in LOVE.
- If his wallpaper is still a picture of pizza, he'll probably ditch you soon!
- It's not love when it's not love.
